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Post by robmac on Dec 14, 2013 13:39:55 GMT
poor poor neil ...windswept shap stuck inside the camper with Marie I could rearrange the wording there Gaz, but I'd better not!
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Post by gaz on Dec 14, 2013 13:50:51 GMT
pmsl.....perish the thought brrrrrrr
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Post by edina on Dec 15, 2013 6:25:45 GMT
Have you noticed since everyone has a phone camera these days, no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?
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Post by gaz on Dec 15, 2013 13:51:43 GMT
Have you noticed since everyone has a phone camera these days, no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to? DID that bright thing in last nights sky really suck all the life outta my phone battery just as i was about to record it ...ill never know dooo doooo doooo dooooo
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Post by Oldish Hippy on Dec 15, 2013 14:23:31 GMT
Have you noticed since everyone has a phone camera these days, no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to? DID that bright thing in last nights sky really suck all the life outta my phone battery just as i was about to record it ...ill never know dooo doooo doooo dooooo well we know what that was it was a porta loo
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Post by edina on Dec 15, 2013 16:52:10 GMT
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
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Post by edina on Dec 16, 2013 7:04:19 GMT
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
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Post by edina on Dec 18, 2013 7:13:56 GMT
why do clairvoyants have doorbells?
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Post by Is it spring yet, dormouse? on Dec 18, 2013 8:56:00 GMT
pmsl.....perish the thought brrrrrrr Oi!!! We was well cosy you cheeky young monkey!
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Post by Pollik on Dec 18, 2013 10:12:31 GMT
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, or is it one of Granny's myths?
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Post by edina on Dec 19, 2013 7:27:15 GMT
A will is a dead giveaway.
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Post by Is it spring yet, dormouse? on Dec 19, 2013 9:59:56 GMT
What did cured ham actually have?
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Post by edina on Dec 20, 2013 5:27:44 GMT
Those who get too big for their pants will be exposed in the end.
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Post by robmac on Dec 20, 2013 6:47:35 GMT
There is a really easy way to annoy the curious.
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Post by Pollik on Dec 20, 2013 18:39:22 GMT
It is not MY fault that I never learned to accept responsibility!
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Post by edina on Dec 21, 2013 5:25:48 GMT
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
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Post by edina on Dec 22, 2013 8:22:01 GMT
Did you hear about the perverted fish .. he was caught watching prawn films
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Post by edina on Dec 23, 2013 4:16:28 GMT
My Satnav says “Time of arrival” ………… I see “Time to beat”
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Post by edina on Dec 28, 2013 4:50:10 GMT
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Post by edina on Dec 29, 2013 7:30:33 GMT
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Post by edina on Jan 1, 2014 4:45:05 GMT
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Post by edina on Jan 3, 2014 8:19:18 GMT
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Post by Pollik on Jan 3, 2014 10:09:11 GMT
It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
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Post by Pollik on Jan 5, 2014 12:31:00 GMT
Is advice not to generalise a generalisation?
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Post by edina on Jan 5, 2014 12:35:52 GMT
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Post by edina on Jan 6, 2014 6:35:33 GMT
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Post by edina on Jan 8, 2014 6:09:03 GMT
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
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Post by cardmaker on Jan 8, 2014 12:44:40 GMT
Loved that it was a definitely laugh out loud moment that brought tears to me eyes - thank you for keeping me entertained.
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Post by edina on Jan 10, 2014 5:16:23 GMT
Work is the curse of the drinking classes!
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Post by n brown on Jan 10, 2014 8:03:03 GMT
it's not who you know
it's whom you know
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