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Post by n brown on Dec 11, 2013 13:53:24 GMT
beer is proof that god loves us and wants to see us happy
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Post by n brown on Dec 11, 2013 13:56:34 GMT
time is never wasted when you're always wasted
a man has to believe in something---I believe i'll have another drink! [wc fields]
if god wanted us to bend over he'd have put diamonds on the floor [joan rivers]
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Post by Firefox on Dec 11, 2013 14:18:29 GMT
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. ....or in the case of a good friend of mine after a tequila session at my house where she was lets say a tad greedy with the shots... taxi home with only one shoe on, vomiting in the taxi to the chagrin of her young son and the anger of the taxi driver, then getting into bed with her partner, trying to kiss him with vomit mouth before spewing up all over him!!! She can't have had more than 1/2 a bottle though? And some of those tequila bottles are only 500ml - or maybe she was really greedy! There was the case recently of the army guy who died after drinking two "top shelf" cocktails. 8 measures of spirits in each. About 500 ml total.
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Post by gaz on Dec 11, 2013 16:38:18 GMT
put it this way.... its faster than you can switch the light off an get into bed before its dark take it from me its pruddy fast... but the exact calculation eludes me
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Post by Firefox on Dec 11, 2013 16:42:27 GMT
Same as the speed of light - the dark comes as the light recedes - 3x10^8 m/s approx
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Post by n brown on Dec 11, 2013 16:51:05 GMT
here's a thought. '' back to the future '' was made as many years ago as they went back to the past,except the future they envisioned wasn't quite what our present turned out to be. if that makes sense
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Post by gaz on Dec 11, 2013 16:55:33 GMT
i get ya
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Post by Oldish Hippy on Dec 11, 2013 17:45:12 GMT
so are you turning on the dark or turning off the light is it always light and you have to turn on the dark
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Post by edina on Dec 11, 2013 17:50:55 GMT
so are you turning on the dark or turning off the light is it always light and you have to turn on the dark Too deep!!
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Post by robmac on Dec 11, 2013 18:35:05 GMT
so are you turning on the dark or turning off the light is it always light and you have to turn on the dark Too deep!! Or undershallow.
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Post by n brown on Dec 11, 2013 18:47:24 GMT
so are you turning on the dark or turning off the light is it always light and you have to turn on the dark Too deep!! so is that why foreign light switches are upside down,so you can turn ON the dark.so it follows that in The Land Of The Midnight Sun they were too thick to invent such a simple thing as a switch-dickheads !
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Post by daisymini on Dec 11, 2013 21:11:35 GMT
I think ill think of things to think while thinking what to do, i think ill think of something nice i think ill think of you...!!! my thoughts for today...lol
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Post by edina on Dec 12, 2013 8:10:05 GMT
Confucius say...
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
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Post by robmac on Dec 12, 2013 8:25:10 GMT
If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?
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Post by Is it spring yet, dormouse? on Dec 12, 2013 8:28:46 GMT
If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen? Perpetual motion? Life: unfinished threads in a never-ending tapestry
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Post by edina on Dec 12, 2013 8:32:34 GMT
If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen? Perpetual motion? Diarrhoea?
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Post by n brown on Dec 12, 2013 8:37:33 GMT
it is easier for a needle to go through the eye of a camel-nope that 's not it
its easier for a rich man to go through a camel with a needle- no, wrong
if heaven was a rich man's camel- ah soddit
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Post by Is it spring yet, dormouse? on Dec 12, 2013 8:54:22 GMT
Take my advice, I'm not using it
Life: unfinished threads in a never-ending tapestry
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Post by n brown on Dec 12, 2013 9:17:08 GMT
the average person thinks he isn't
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Post by n brown on Dec 12, 2013 9:19:35 GMT
one from Voltaire shows not much changes
to succeed in this world it's not enough to be stupid- you must also be well mannered
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Post by n brown on Dec 12, 2013 9:19:53 GMT
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Post by robmac on Dec 12, 2013 9:23:56 GMT
They say fight fire with fire . . . I got thrown out of the fire brigade
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Post by Oldish Hippy on Dec 12, 2013 9:33:04 GMT
When the stars are out they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible
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Post by Pollik on Dec 12, 2013 10:45:19 GMT
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
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Post by Neva Aglenn on Dec 12, 2013 18:51:48 GMT
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? If a Kingdom has a King, what did the Country have when Thatcher was PM ? ....Roadblocks! (Wiltshire anyway!)
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Post by Neva Aglenn on Dec 12, 2013 19:08:52 GMT
It's better to shut up and give the impression that you're stupid than to say something and erase all doubt. .............................................................................................!
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Post by robmac on Dec 13, 2013 1:29:02 GMT
It's better to shut up and give the impression that you're stupid than to say something and erase all doubt. .............................................................................................! Well said Glen. Anyway, why is 'common sense' not just called 'sense', after all, it's not very common.
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Post by edina on Dec 13, 2013 3:45:20 GMT
When I'm feeling blue - I start breathing again.
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Post by robmac on Dec 13, 2013 7:44:20 GMT
When I stare at the sky, I see you. When I stare out into the sea, I see you. When I'm looking at the moon, I see you.
Please get out of my way.
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Post by gaz on Dec 14, 2013 12:49:39 GMT
poor poor neil ...windswept shap stuck inside the camper with Marie
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