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Post by edina on Dec 6, 2013 4:30:00 GMT
How is it one careless match can start a bush fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
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Post by robmac on Dec 6, 2013 8:08:53 GMT
Why is it you only ever see a gorgeous hitch hiker immediately after you have farted in the car?
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Post by robmac on Dec 6, 2013 8:31:43 GMT
I didn't find out what happiness meant until I got married... and then it was too late.
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Post by robmac on Dec 6, 2013 8:42:48 GMT
It's better to shut up and give the impression that you're stupid than to say something and erase all doubt.
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Post by edina on Dec 6, 2013 9:05:03 GMT
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
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Post by Firefox on Dec 6, 2013 11:16:30 GMT
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? If a Kingdom has a King, what did the Country have when Thatcher was PM ?
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Post by edina on Dec 7, 2013 5:01:05 GMT
Deep sea divers ………… do they come up to scratch?
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Post by edina on Dec 8, 2013 4:28:21 GMT
Those who think they know it all, are very annoying to those of us who do.
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Post by Mikehanky on Dec 8, 2013 7:49:59 GMT
we only see what we wont to in life and are blind to every thing else
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Post by Pollik on Dec 8, 2013 10:13:56 GMT
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
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Post by Pollik on Dec 8, 2013 10:18:17 GMT
If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
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Post by Pollik on Dec 8, 2013 10:19:35 GMT
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
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Post by lotusanne on Dec 8, 2013 11:22:03 GMT
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. ....or in the case of a good friend of mine after a tequila session at my house where she was lets say a tad greedy with the shots... taxi home with only one shoe on, vomiting in the taxi to the chagrin of her young son and the anger of the taxi driver, then getting into bed with her partner, trying to kiss him with vomit mouth before spewing up all over him!!!
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Post by Is it spring yet, dormouse? on Dec 10, 2013 23:34:54 GMT
What day is it?!
Life: unfinished threads in a never-ending tapestry
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Post by cardmaker on Dec 10, 2013 23:50:16 GMT
Nearly Wednesday
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Post by Oldish Hippy on Dec 11, 2013 4:25:52 GMT
What day is it?! Life: unfinished threads in a never-ending tapestry well you tell me what it wa s yesterday and i tell you what it is today fair enough
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Post by edina on Dec 11, 2013 12:04:54 GMT
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
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Post by gaz on Dec 11, 2013 12:18:16 GMT
if less is more ..just think how much better more would have been
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Post by gaz on Dec 11, 2013 12:19:11 GMT
what would you rather be or a wasp
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Post by Is it spring yet, dormouse? on Dec 11, 2013 12:22:19 GMT
Constipated people don’t give a crap
Life: unfinished threads in a never-ending tapestry
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Post by gaz on Dec 11, 2013 12:22:43 GMT
WHY???.....
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Post by Is it spring yet, dormouse? on Dec 11, 2013 12:25:59 GMT
The only difference between an Oral and a Rectal Thermometer is the taste
Life: unfinished threads in a never-ending tapestry
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Post by gaz on Dec 11, 2013 12:30:32 GMT
i wonder which would taste better?
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Post by Is it spring yet, dormouse? on Dec 11, 2013 12:34:57 GMT
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion
Life: unfinished threads in a never-ending tapestry
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Post by Pollik on Dec 11, 2013 12:52:00 GMT
Nowadays a pizza delivery arrives more quickly than an ambulance.
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Post by Pollik on Dec 11, 2013 12:53:08 GMT
Why do drivethrough ATMs have braille on them?
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Post by Oldish Hippy on Dec 11, 2013 12:53:45 GMT
It was the council who designed women ,who else would put the sewage works next to the adventure playground .
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Post by n brown on Dec 11, 2013 13:30:37 GMT
he hoo larfs larstlarfsanlarfsanlarfs
damn these teef
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Post by n brown on Dec 11, 2013 13:51:54 GMT
what's the speed of dark
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Post by n brown on Dec 11, 2013 13:52:48 GMT
beer is proof that god loves us and wants to see us happy
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