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Pollik Global Moderator Boing! Said Zebedee hopefully. Posts: 1,175 Likes: 366	Funny Signs Mar 17, 2013 9:40:18 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Pollik on Mar 17, 2013 9:40:18 GMT
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Pollik Global Moderator Boing! Said Zebedee hopefully. Posts: 1,175 Likes: 366	Funny Signs Mar 17, 2013 9:44:50 GMT Etienne Le Croq likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Pollik on Mar 17, 2013 9:44:50 GMT I decided that if it is ok for schoolgirls.....
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Firefox Administrator Posts: 7,146 Likes: 2,478	Funny Signs Mar 17, 2013 15:27:58 GMT robmac likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Firefox on Mar 17, 2013 15:27:58 GMT Mar 17, 2013 9:44:50 GMT Pollik said: I decided that if it is ok for schoolgirls..... I think Basildog would like this one!
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robmac Moderator Posts: 2,610 Likes: 1,306	Funny Signs Mar 17, 2013 18:07:23 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by robmac on Mar 17, 2013 18:07:23 GMT Mar 17, 2013 15:27:58 GMT Firefox said: Mar 17, 2013 9:44:50 GMT Pollik said: I decided that if it is ok for schoolgirls..... I think Basildog would like this one! I think you're right. Make it a POI!
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Pollik Global Moderator Boing! Said Zebedee hopefully. Posts: 1,175 Likes: 366	Funny Signs Mar 17, 2013 18:39:00 GMT Etienne Le Croq likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Pollik on Mar 17, 2013 18:39:00 GMT
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Firefox Administrator Posts: 7,146 Likes: 2,478	Funny Signs Mar 17, 2013 18:49:46 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Firefox on Mar 17, 2013 18:49:46 GMT I think the Austrians do pretty well...
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Firefox Administrator Posts: 7,146 Likes: 2,478	Funny Signs Mar 17, 2013 18:53:46 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Firefox on Mar 17, 2013 18:53:46 GMT And another British one:
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Firefox Administrator Posts: 7,146 Likes: 2,478	Funny Signs Mar 17, 2013 18:58:48 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Firefox on Mar 17, 2013 18:58:48 GMT From India
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Firefox Administrator Posts: 7,146 Likes: 2,478	Funny Signs Mar 17, 2013 19:07:29 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Firefox on Mar 17, 2013 19:07:29 GMT (The Chicken's Arsehole... )
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Post by bopper on Mar 18, 2013 10:47:12 GMT

Did I read that sign right?

In an office:

TOILET OUT OF ORDER...... PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

In a Laundromat:

AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

In a London department store:

BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

In an office:

WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

In an office:

AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD

Outside a secondhand shop:

WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Notice in health food shop window:

CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

Spotted in a safari park:

ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

Seen during a conference:

FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR

Notice in a farmer's field:

THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.

On a repair shop door:

WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

bopper Wild Motorhomer Posts: 341 Likes: 51	Funny Signs Mar 18, 2013 10:55:29 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by bopper on Mar 18, 2013 10:55:29 GMT
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damar1 Wild Motorhomer Posts: 261 Likes: 10	Funny Signs Jul 26, 2013 5:51:40 GMT Pollik, Etienne Le Croq, and 2 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by damar1 on Jul 26, 2013 5:51:40 GMT Rather good I thought

kernowjon: :lovecamp:

Hi we nearly always freecamp - old age pension gives loads of leisure time but too little money to pay camp site fees. ::motorhome::

The van has solar panel, large water tank So we are pretty self sufficient. Jon Nov 18, 2016 20:22:15 GMT *

molly2: Doom and gloom ordered a new conservatory roof ,the 30 odd year old company folded 4 days before delivery, it's ok to laugh . Jan 14, 2017 13:53:49 GMT

casba: Thank you for adding me - we have just bought a new Renault Traffic Campervan and are looking forward to using it for Day Trips and other adventures this summer. This is our first van and we are pensioners so intend taking it slowly and enjoyable Jan 17, 2017 14:58:57 GMT