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Post by donkeytoo on Feb 1, 2013 9:26:11 GMT
A refuse collector , is driving along a street picking up the wheelie bins and emptying them into his compactor. He goes to one house where the bin hasn't been left out, and in the spirit of kindness, and after having a quick look about for the bin, he gets out of his truck goes to the front door and knocks. There's no answer. Being a kindly and conscientious bloke, he knocks again - a bit harder and then harder still. Eventually a Chinese man comes to the door. "Harro!" says the Chinese man. "Gidday, mate! Where's ya bin?" asks the collector. "I bin on toiret," explains the Chinese bloke, a bit perplexed. Realising the fellow had misunderstood him, the bin man smiles and tries again.. "No! No! Mate, where’s your dust bin?" "I dust been to toiret, I toll you!'' says the Chinese man, still perplexed. "Listen," says the collector. "You're misunderstanding me. Where's your wheelie' bin?'" "OK, OK." replies the Chinese man with a sheepish grin and whispers in the collector's ear. "I wheelie bin having sex wiffa wife's sista!"
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Post by Etienne Le Croq on Feb 1, 2013 9:35:58 GMT
;D ;D
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Post by Lee & Linda on Feb 1, 2013 17:12:42 GMT
The bin men in Harrow are very concideratethen !!
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Post by donkeytoo on Feb 2, 2013 11:13:15 GMT
Most bin men would not think of going past the edge of the lerb to collect a bin. But I always give my bin men a couple of cases of beer st crimbo, and they take my bins 3 different, from the back garden and put them back again, They also take away anything I leave on them. Round here you get fined if you have the wrong stuff in the bin and you are charged £25 per large item like chair etc, to take them, So it is a good service that I receive and well worth two cases of beer.
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