Post by donkeytoo on Jan 25, 2013 1:14:27 GMT
A man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are gorgeous.
A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt comes to his table and asks, "What would you like, sir?"
He looks at the menu and then scans her beautiful frame top to bottom, then answers, "A quickie."
The waitress turns and walks away in disgust. After she regains her composure she returns and asks again, "What would you like, sir?" Again the man thoroughly checks her out and again answers, "A quickie, please."
This time her anger takes over, she reaches over and slaps him across the face with a resounding "SMACK!" and storms away.
A man sitting at the next table leans over and whispers,
"Um, I think you'll find it's pronounced 'quiche'
ALSO:
According to my Junk Email box this morning:
I can have enough Enlargements to add 14 feet 6 inches to my "too small" dick.
I can also have enough Enlargements to have a pair of 42XXXX tits to go with my new 15ft schlong.
Better yet, there are more than enough "Local horny ladies" looking for some "action" tonight to satisfy every inch of my new super wang.
Not so good, there appears to be lots of "Local horny MEN" as well, but at least I got mega-titties to keep them amused too I suppose.
And, of course, enough Viagra going "cheap" to pump that trouser snake up like a party balloon.
And, best of all, I have so much money sitting in Nigerian bank accounts I can afford to take ALL of these hotties to the Ritz for a slap up meal!
Can life get any better?
A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt comes to his table and asks, "What would you like, sir?"
He looks at the menu and then scans her beautiful frame top to bottom, then answers, "A quickie."
The waitress turns and walks away in disgust. After she regains her composure she returns and asks again, "What would you like, sir?" Again the man thoroughly checks her out and again answers, "A quickie, please."
This time her anger takes over, she reaches over and slaps him across the face with a resounding "SMACK!" and storms away.
A man sitting at the next table leans over and whispers,
"Um, I think you'll find it's pronounced 'quiche'
ALSO:
According to my Junk Email box this morning:
I can have enough Enlargements to add 14 feet 6 inches to my "too small" dick.
I can also have enough Enlargements to have a pair of 42XXXX tits to go with my new 15ft schlong.
Better yet, there are more than enough "Local horny ladies" looking for some "action" tonight to satisfy every inch of my new super wang.
Not so good, there appears to be lots of "Local horny MEN" as well, but at least I got mega-titties to keep them amused too I suppose.
And, of course, enough Viagra going "cheap" to pump that trouser snake up like a party balloon.
And, best of all, I have so much money sitting in Nigerian bank accounts I can afford to take ALL of these hotties to the Ritz for a slap up meal!
Can life get any better?