Nuisance mail

 



For almost three years now we've been getting letters sent to our address bearing someone else's name, there must have been dozens of them, all from the same source, a PO Box no. in London and obviously a debt recovery firm. At first we simply returned them with the obligatory 'Does not live at this address' written on each one that came. It never really bothered me, in fact I quite enjoyed the walk to the post box whenever they would arrive. But it's now become something of a joke, so last week I responded in kind by sellotaping a piece of wood to the envelope, ensuring that it won't fit through the Royal Mail's test slot, meaning they would now have to pay for the extra postage. I thought they'd have finally got the message, they didn't, there was another letter from them this morning. So today I've upped my game, I've packed four house bricks in a cardboard box, (a neat job too even if I do say so myself) and sent them. The lady in the Post Office asked me what was in the box and I said, "I haven't opened it", which was true. When she picked it up through the hatch she said, "Good grief! oh well, they'll have to pay for it" So there we go folks, my bit of fun for today, if the penny doesn't drop after this I don't know what the answer is, stupid freaking morons