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Post by robmac on Jan 6, 2014 18:19:47 GMT
Lifted from shout room, please feel free to add!
Not last night but the night before... Three Tom cats came knocking at the door... one was fat and stank of wee the other two said he's not with me The smell was such I could have cried and then the buggers rushed inside And that is how it came to be Marie had roast Cat for her tea they pissed on the sofa,attacked the dog, ate the budgie and crapped in the bog they ran round the garden and ripped up the beds, found some snowdrops and bit off their heads This upset their tums and made them quite sick and the neighbour responded by hurling a brick Marie said "snot the first time he's done that" "In fact my neighbours a bit of a twat"
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Post by n brown on Jan 6, 2014 18:33:11 GMT
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Post by edina on Jan 6, 2014 18:34:26 GMT
It seemed it all had reached a hiatus Then they got in the glasshouse among the clematis
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Post by robmac on Jan 6, 2014 18:39:39 GMT
Glasshouse or cat house what's in a name
At the end of the day there all on the game
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Post by n brown on Jan 6, 2014 18:44:00 GMT
if I had a cat I'd strangle the sod and make kitty kurry out of its bod
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Post by gaz on Jan 6, 2014 19:16:47 GMT
might have 2 jobs for you if your ever passing our place nigel
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Post by edina on Jan 6, 2014 19:22:45 GMT
if I had a cat I'd strangle the sod and make kitty kurry out of its bod Hot spicy pussy, that sounds quite nice What do you serve it with, pasta or rice?
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Post by Etienne Le Croq on Jan 6, 2014 19:29:14 GMT
if I had a cat I'd strangle the sod and make kitty kurry out of its bod Now your taking Chap! Curried cat mmmmmmmmmmmm
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Post by Etienne Le Croq on Jan 6, 2014 19:30:48 GMT
When we were on holiday in China,and traveling in a coach, we passed a lady sat at a table and she was shaving a cat !!
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Post by robmac on Jan 6, 2014 19:31:20 GMT
Pasta or Rice? Surely Naan bread
And stick it in tandoor to make sure it's dead
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Post by Etienne Le Croq on Jan 6, 2014 19:36:51 GMT
Any mango chutney?
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Post by edina on Jan 6, 2014 19:37:00 GMT
Pasta or Rice? Surely Naan bread And stick it in tandoor to make sure it's dead You can tell when it's dead, when it stops it's purr But be careful you don't get a mouthful of fur
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Post by n brown on Jan 6, 2014 20:08:05 GMT
When we were on holiday in China,and traveling in a coach, we passed a lady sat at a table and she was shaving a cat !! these days seeing a woman shaving her pussy isn't that unusual surely ?
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Post by robmac on Jan 6, 2014 20:11:31 GMT
When we were on holiday in China,and traveling in a coach, we passed a lady sat at a table and she was shaving a cat !! these days seeing a woman shaving her pussy isn't that unusual surely ? On a coach?
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Post by Etienne Le Croq on Jan 6, 2014 21:03:17 GMT
bellylaugh
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Post by n brown on Jan 6, 2014 21:20:39 GMT
these days seeing a woman shaving her pussy isn't that unusual surely ? On a coach? maybe she was late for an interview and wanted to make an impression. I'd do the same
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Post by gaz on Jan 6, 2014 21:22:22 GMT
On a coach? maybe she was late for an interview and wanted to make an impression. I'd do the same theyd not see all yer hard work for yer frilly bloomers rob ...or are they crotchless? old chinese proverb ... woman with shaved pussy has scratches for long time
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Post by edina on Jan 7, 2014 3:17:57 GMT
So if at your door, you hear three “rat a tats” Think well before answering, it could be those cats.
Or it could be a chap, in sports coat and flannels Just trying to con you, with cheap solar panels.
(not much input from OP)
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Post by Is it spring yet, dormouse? on Jan 7, 2014 9:10:18 GMT
he he he
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