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Post by n brown on Dec 13, 2013 14:01:47 GMT
nicked from private eye
why all this talk about twerking ? yours R.SWIGGLER
am I the only Chinese cowboy YEE HAA
any more ?
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Post by gaz on Dec 13, 2013 14:06:33 GMT
all you need to know on home dentistry by ..phil mcCavity
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Post by gaz on Dec 13, 2013 14:08:55 GMT
who says there are too many male naturalists posted by Rudy Twentymen
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Post by gaz on Dec 13, 2013 14:11:32 GMT
why is my bed wet all reply to I P Nighty
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Post by gaz on Dec 13, 2013 14:14:06 GMT
my old neighbour used to be on the game... she made so much money she s bought a pub.. her new address is.. Mary Likes The Old Cock Inn Tillet Herts
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Post by robmac on Dec 13, 2013 14:33:21 GMT
When we're delivering me and my mate often introduce ourselves as Robert Soul and Richard Swipe.
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Post by robmac on Dec 13, 2013 14:44:50 GMT
And then of course real names can be funny, as per Brian Johnston's cricket commentary - "the batsman's Holding the bowler's Willey"
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Post by robmac on Dec 13, 2013 14:46:55 GMT
Another book...............
Two Welsh shepherds by Hugh Oldham and Alf Hookham.
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Post by n brown on Dec 13, 2013 16:25:01 GMT
we just thoroughly enjoyed watching George Clarke's AMAZING program
R.T.FAHTI T. WATT
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Post by edina on Dec 13, 2013 16:53:45 GMT
It's a book
Erectile Dysfunction
by Drew Peacock
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Post by gaz on Dec 13, 2013 17:39:45 GMT
oh no another zip burst by ivor bigun
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Post by gaz on Dec 13, 2013 17:40:50 GMT
i cant sit still says Emma Roid
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Post by gaz on Dec 13, 2013 17:42:05 GMT
sorry ive made your leg wet send me the bill for the dry cleaning I P Squint
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Post by Deleted on Dec 13, 2013 17:43:25 GMT
I remember my dad coming out with loads of these when we were kids, and back then we thought they were hilarious... not sure why but here's a couple I can remember...
Naughty Schoolboys by Ben Dover Soft and Cuddly by Ida Down
He used to know loads but I can't remember any more
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Post by Deleted on Dec 13, 2013 17:45:36 GMT
Another book............... Two Welsh shepherds by Hugh Oldham and Alf Hookham. It took me a minute or two, but I've got it now and am chuckling...
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Post by gaz on Dec 13, 2013 17:47:11 GMT
lost n found ad i lost my house keys anyone attending last nights party and have any information please contact mr & mrs S Winger (address withheld)
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Post by Heisenberg on Dec 13, 2013 21:24:09 GMT
Our daughter gave me a book a while ago entitled, 'Potty, Fartwell and Knob.' It contains hundreds of absolutely genuine British names which have been carefully researched and verified, some of them are hilarious. Here's a small sample; Dick Brain, Matilda Suckcock, Fanny Titball, Semen Fur, Eva Ready, Fanny Shaver.....enough already, think you get the picture.
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Post by gaz on Dec 13, 2013 21:28:47 GMT
i would nt mind being a fanny shaver...not so much matilda suckcock tho ..sounds a bit of a mouthfull ...but fanny shaver slips easily off the tongue i think id be a bit confused being fanny titball
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Post by gaz on Dec 13, 2013 21:36:35 GMT
straight up theres a bloke in our town called aaron dick pronounced airon
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Post by edina on Dec 14, 2013 7:11:34 GMT
Another book:-
Recipes for Vegetarians By Henrietta Carrot
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Post by Pollik on Dec 14, 2013 10:43:56 GMT
I played against a skittles team called Norfolk and Good
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Post by n brown on Dec 14, 2013 12:38:30 GMT
A Short History of Proctology by Seymour Butts
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Post by gaz on Dec 14, 2013 12:57:27 GMT
male escort service manuel hung
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Post by gaz on Dec 14, 2013 12:59:00 GMT
founder of the midget society Shaw Tarse
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Post by gaz on Dec 14, 2013 13:01:10 GMT
how to win friends and influence people Warwick Hunt
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Post by n brown on Dec 14, 2013 18:32:12 GMT
Edible Wild life by Grace Quirrel
Did Lord Lucan Kill His Nanny? by Betty Diddent
Buying On E Bay by Freda Livery
Diving The Australian Coast by Barry O'Reafe
How Aeroplanes Work by Alice Tikband
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Post by robmac on Dec 14, 2013 18:46:27 GMT
Problem on the motorway
By elaine closed
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Post by n brown on Dec 14, 2013 23:23:35 GMT
Understanding Electrickery by Sir Kit Braker
French Cookery by Ulrika Garlik
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Post by gaz on Dec 16, 2013 20:40:19 GMT
It's a book Erectile Dysfunction by Drew Peacock i think this authors book might be better for you happy to bed by Eric Shon then for more advanced stuff get a book by Jack Goff & Willie B. Hardigan but then theres always the classic paperback version by Will Power or that great film by Percy Veer
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Post by gaz on Dec 16, 2013 20:51:42 GMT
christmas prezzie for charlie no peace in the woods by Shane Saw
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