|
Post by Is it spring yet, dormouse? on Oct 21, 2013 15:49:30 GMT
Mr Stonedaddy was caught sneaking into a pub recently. In fact, not just one pub, but numerous pubs the length and breadth of Blighty. He vehemently denied to our roving reporter that he was in search of an amber nectar; supposedly called Dumbball, or some such. When challenged, he shot off around the bar several times, shaking his booty at all and sundry, singing "I'm a Liar, Liar, pants on fire!!!" After being offered a hot cup of tea to calm him down, he muttered and made some rude hand gestures. "I like my tea cold!" he said, before picking up a glass full of brown liquid from the bar and quaffing it in one go. It certainly looked like cold tea. So there you have it. Stonedaddy is officially tea-total. Anyone saying otherwise may be sued for libel. Life: unfinished threads in a never-ending tapestry
|
|
|
Post by Pollik on Oct 21, 2013 15:52:22 GMT
I can't decide whether I am supposed to cheer, laugh or commiserate!
Who is Stonedaddy?
|
|
|
Post by Firefox on Oct 21, 2013 16:01:15 GMT
Stonedaddy = Tom, forum member here, frequenter of meets and various hostelries
|
|
|
Post by Is it spring yet, dormouse? on Oct 21, 2013 16:11:26 GMT
He denied he drank anything other than tea on WC today Life: unfinished threads in a never-ending tapestry
|
|
|
Post by Deleted on Oct 22, 2013 1:08:10 GMT
|
|
|
Post by Is it spring yet, dormouse? on Oct 22, 2013 16:00:00 GMT
|
|