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Post by Mikehanky on Sept 19, 2013 13:39:25 GMT
There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you, in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it. A 75-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk. The Receptionist said, ...'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?' 'There's something wrong with my dick', he replied. The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that.' 'Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said. The Receptionist replied; 'Now you have caused some needless embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.' The man replied, 'You should not ask people questions in a roomful of strangers if the answer could embarrass anyone.' The man then decided to walk out, waited several minutes and then re-entered. The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes??' 'There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated loudly. The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. 'What is wrong with your ear, Sir?' 'I can't pee out of it,' he replied. The waiting room erupted in laughter
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Post by lotusanne on Sept 19, 2013 20:18:55 GMT
OK keeping on the medical theme... a man wakes up in hospital afer an operation to have his leg amputated. The surgeoen says to him, "Well, we have some good news and some bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "better give me the bad news first and get it over with". "well" says the surgeon, "I am afraid that we have amputated the wrong leg!" "OH My God" says the man, "tell me the good news quick", "OK" teplies the surgeon, "The good news is the bloke in the next bed wants to buy your slippers"!!!!
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Post by Etienne Le Croq on Sept 19, 2013 21:38:20 GMT
keep em coming!
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Post by Mikehanky on Sept 20, 2013 8:05:18 GMT
An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, ‘Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.’
The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor’s office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, ‘Well, doc, it’s like this–first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing..
‘Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing.
‘We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezing’ it between her knees, but still nothing.’
The doctor was shocked! ‘You asked your neighbour?’
The old man replied, ‘Yep, none of us could get the jar open
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Post by lotusanne on Sept 20, 2013 11:34:58 GMT
Ha ha, didn't see that coming... and neither did they!!!
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Post by Etienne Le Croq on Sept 20, 2013 20:12:13 GMT
Brilliant !
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