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Post by donkeytoo on Jan 9, 2013 23:26:36 GMT
TOP TEN THINGS MEN WOULD DO IF THEY WOKE UP WITH A VAGINA FOR A DAY...
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.
9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.
8. See if they could finally do the splits.
7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.
6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.
5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.
4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.
3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.
2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.
1. Finally find that damned G-spot. Like · · 32 minutes ago ·
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Post by TammiJ on Jan 26, 2013 21:15:45 GMT
Two can play at that game:
10 things a Woman would so if she found she had a penis for a day:
10. Get ahead faster in the boardroom 9. Get a blow job. 8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat. 7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal. 6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently. 5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm. 4. Touch/shift yourself in public without thought to how improper it may seem. 3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks. 2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.
And, the number one thing women would do if they woke up with a penis...
1. Repeat number 9
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Post by donkeytoo on Jan 26, 2013 21:37:09 GMT
love it Tammi. Nice to see you on here. Hope you'r going to turn up a one of the meets.
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Post by TammiJ on Jan 26, 2013 22:37:25 GMT
I don't do the camping thing Vern told me to get my arse over her and get posting so here I am ;D
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