Post by daven on Mar 28, 2016 14:42:13 GMT
Jan, Sue, and Mary haven't seen each other since leaving school they rediscover each other via social media and arrange to meet for lunch.
Jan arrives first, wearing a beige Versace dress. She orders a bottle of Chardonnay with three glasses.
Sue arrives shortly afterward, wearing a grey Chanel number. After the initial hugs and kisses she joins Jan in a glass of wine.
Then Mary walks in, wearing a faded old tee-shirt, blue jeans and boots.
They all hug and she too shares the wine.
Jan explains that after leaving school and attending Oxford University she met and married Timothy, with whom she has a beautiful daughter. Timothy is a partner in one of London’s leading law firms. They live in a 4000 sq ft apartment on Park Lane and Susanna, the daughter, attends drama school and they have a second home in the Algarve.
Sue relates that she graduated in Medicine from Cambridge University, and became a thoracic surgeon. Her husband, Clive, is a leading financial investment banker in the City. They live in Esher in the Surrey stockbroker belt and have a second home in Tuscany.
Mary explains that after she left school at 17, she ran off with her boyfriend, Mark. They live in Essex where they grow their own vegetables and run a tropical bird park. Mark can stand five parrots side by side, on his erect penis.
Several hours later, after the third bottle of Chardonnay, Jan breaks down and blurts out that her husband is really a cashier at Tesco and they live in a small apartment in Bromley with a caravan parked on the front drive. Sue, chastened by Jan's honesty, bursts into tears and admits that she and Clive are actually nursing care assistants in an old people’s home in Peckham. They live in a Council house and take camping holidays in Kent.
Mary finally cracks and admits that the fifth parrot has to stand on one leg.
Jan arrives first, wearing a beige Versace dress. She orders a bottle of Chardonnay with three glasses.
Sue arrives shortly afterward, wearing a grey Chanel number. After the initial hugs and kisses she joins Jan in a glass of wine.
Then Mary walks in, wearing a faded old tee-shirt, blue jeans and boots.
They all hug and she too shares the wine.
Jan explains that after leaving school and attending Oxford University she met and married Timothy, with whom she has a beautiful daughter. Timothy is a partner in one of London’s leading law firms. They live in a 4000 sq ft apartment on Park Lane and Susanna, the daughter, attends drama school and they have a second home in the Algarve.
Sue relates that she graduated in Medicine from Cambridge University, and became a thoracic surgeon. Her husband, Clive, is a leading financial investment banker in the City. They live in Esher in the Surrey stockbroker belt and have a second home in Tuscany.
Mary explains that after she left school at 17, she ran off with her boyfriend, Mark. They live in Essex where they grow their own vegetables and run a tropical bird park. Mark can stand five parrots side by side, on his erect penis.
Several hours later, after the third bottle of Chardonnay, Jan breaks down and blurts out that her husband is really a cashier at Tesco and they live in a small apartment in Bromley with a caravan parked on the front drive. Sue, chastened by Jan's honesty, bursts into tears and admits that she and Clive are actually nursing care assistants in an old people’s home in Peckham. They live in a Council house and take camping holidays in Kent.
Mary finally cracks and admits that the fifth parrot has to stand on one leg.