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Post by Is it spring yet, dormouse? on Aug 24, 2015 14:32:00 GMT
A German lorry driver in a pub is gobbing off how lazy British truck drivers are. He’s bragging that he drives his load from Hamburg, goes through Holland, Belgium up to Newcastle and back to Hamburg in just two days. This old Geordie man mutters up, “Ah wey ay, I used to pick up me load in Newcastle, drop off in Hamburg and be back in Newcastle for a fish and chip supper the same day”. The gobby German trucker says, Oh ja, vot rig ver you driving then??” After taking a long swig of his pint of Newcastle Brown, the old fella replies… . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A Lancaster bomber….
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Post by bopper on Aug 26, 2015 9:20:04 GMT
I cleaned out my mobile phone memory of all my German contacts.
Now I'm Hans Free!
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