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Post by X on Feb 18, 2015 20:30:26 GMT
Old Tom the crafty sod has started a new business ,he caught and sold his snatched dog within hours ! The Korean lady seemed pleased with the meaty looking beast ! His van is now wrecked after he captured the toilet flushing half rabid ,shag anything devil dog ! Even Rocco looked like a calm little angel in comparison. Sent from my Nexus 4 using proboards
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Post by campervanannie on Feb 18, 2015 20:38:17 GMT
Tom has now departed the navigation inn in Derbyshire and gone home to Manchester with his tail between his legs to explain to Josie how he rescued a monster of a dog off the motorway and whilst he continued his journey roko and monster dog destroyed his beloved motorhome and emptied the contents of his toilet into the van. Dog was claimed by the local Chinese takeaway there will be meat in the special fried rice tonight.
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Post by Firefox on Feb 19, 2015 0:11:14 GMT
Oh dear. Well, knowing stonedaddy he will have taken plenty of pics of his new canine friend and the trail of destruction... any forthcoming? Which takeaway was that X ... If Manchester way, I am probably safe!
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Post by rebbyvid on Feb 19, 2015 8:42:26 GMT
Tom has now departed the navigation inn in Derbyshire and gone home to Manchester with his tail between his legs to explain to Josie how he rescued a monster of a dog off the motorway and whilst he continued his journey roko and monster dog destroyed his beloved motorhome and emptied the contents of his toilet into the van. Dog was claimed by the local Chinese takeaway there will be meat in the special fried rice tonight. bit close to me glaad i'm going away for a week or 2 so it should be all sold by then
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Post by billieblue on Feb 19, 2015 9:52:30 GMT
What's the real story?
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Post by campervanannie on Feb 19, 2015 11:38:03 GMT
That is the real story well perhaps the bit about the takeaway was an added bit of naughtyness on our part, the dog has been taken to a staffy rescue centre by a kind lady who happened to be passing the Navigation Inn. You know us Carol we like to add a bit of spice to a post in this case oriental spice.
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Post by stonedaddy on Feb 19, 2015 11:43:54 GMT
What's the real story? LoL like the above but much worse. I will do a thread about it later on when I get all the details of how he turned out in taste and tenderness in the local Chinese restaurant, when I get more information off the Chinese lady who took him off me. He was a tough little bugger in real life and would hump a frog if he could stop it jumping. Has I have said I will do a thread on it later on so you will just have to be patient Bluey. .... Tom ....
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Post by stonedaddy on Feb 19, 2015 11:46:15 GMT
That is the real story well perhaps the bit about the takeaway was an added bit of naughtyness on our part, the dog has been taken to a staffy rescue centre by a kind lady who happened to be passing the Navigation Inn. You know us Carol we like to add a bit of spice to a post in this case oriental spice. Ahhh well trust Annie to blow it all, I was just to slow getting my post in grrrrrrrrrr.. Never mind just a bit less to tell on his thread when I do it. .... Tom ....
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Post by billieblue on Feb 19, 2015 13:10:27 GMT
Hope your van isn't as bad as it sounds Tom?
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Post by Firefox on Feb 19, 2015 14:35:18 GMT
Is Josie going to buy the explanation, or will Rocko be in the doghouse ?!
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Post by campervanannie on Feb 19, 2015 16:52:43 GMT
Nothing to do with Roco he is defo the innocent party on this occasion In fact if he had been a lady Roco then staffy X Roco pups would be well and truly in the oven baking. in fact I don't think Charlie Karen and myself have laughed as much in ages but you did have to be there.
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Post by X on Feb 19, 2015 17:04:19 GMT
It may have been Tom missing the toilet and blaming the dog ?
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Post by stonedaddy on Feb 19, 2015 17:24:37 GMT
Hope your van isn't as bad as it sounds Tom? No Carol the van is not to bad when I get it sorted. It was just general stuff flying about and the covers in a state with the pair roweling over everything. The little pain flushed all the toilet while sitting on the flush button. This emptied all my water tanks and flooded the toilet because it was three quarter full of pee. This in turn went down through the van floors and I need to get it all up and disinfected. I went out to do it today but its throwing it down. One good thing about it is there was no Richards in it and only my pee has Jose had not been with me, so it was really sweet and primrose smelling with a touch of violets .. .... Tom ....
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Post by stonedaddy on Feb 19, 2015 17:29:10 GMT
Is Josie going to buy the explanation, or will Rocko be in the doghouse ?! No Jose is a happy bunny because I phoned her to expect a new little pall for Rocko. I then told her all what had happened and she blew a fuse and told me no way was it coming home. I told her to get the garage open and put a box in it for him, she said I will be in the box with him. I phoned back later and told her he was not coming after all, so I got a late dinner when I eventually did get home . .... Tom ....
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Post by stonedaddy on Feb 19, 2015 17:37:21 GMT
It may have been Tom missing the toilet and blaming the dog ? Sent from my Nexus 4 using proboards What Charlie, he emptied about a twenty gallon tank of water down a three gallon cassette that was already three parts full. Now if I had been out with Rob the night before you could have had a valid point, has it was we had a meal and a few beers at a gentle pace so the little black thunder bolt has to take the blame again . .... Tom ....
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Post by stonedaddy on Feb 19, 2015 17:48:00 GMT
Nothing to do with Roco he is defo the innocent party on this occasion In fact if he had been a lady Roco then staffy X Roco pups would be well and truly in the oven baking. in fact I don't think Charlie Karen and myself have laughed as much in ages but you did have to be there. The little black tearaway had, had his brewing tackle removed but it sure did not stop him trying to be a dad to anything with a hole in it. I am positive that given the opportunity he would make a rocking horse pregnant. I am trying to find out what he was fed on then I'm gonna try some and if it works I am going to become a gigolo. I always wanted to be one but my dad made me serve an apprenticeship or go in the army. I no way was going in the army so apprentice it was and my life's ambitions was wiped out . .... Tom ....
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Post by Firefox on Feb 19, 2015 17:55:30 GMT
He sounds great. Shame he could not be a new pal for Rocko... Rocko needs someone with a bit of staying power!
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Post by stonedaddy on Feb 19, 2015 18:09:37 GMT
He sounds great. Shame he could not be a new pal for Rocko... Rocko needs someone with a bit of staying power! Whatttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt he would have wrecked everything. He was a pocket rocket, very small but weighed a ton. His energy was limitless. I have a feeling that is why he was loose on the roads. But thinking about it he is just the size you are looking for. He would be great in your van. I think he is indestructible because I am sure I skidded over him and he flew out from under the van nearly into the outer lane traffic that was flying by. If they can't find his owner I can always get him back for you. Awwww it would be nice to see him Rocko and diesel all playing together. Hmmmm they might all end up in the family way though. .... Tom ....
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Post by billieblue on Feb 19, 2015 18:24:05 GMT
Nothing to do with Roco he is defo the innocent party on this occasion In fact if he had been a lady Roco then staffy X Roco pups would be well and truly in the oven baking. in fact I don't think Charlie Karen and myself have laughed as much in ages but you did have to be there. The little black tearaway had, had his brewing tackle removed but it sure did not stop him trying to be a dad to anything with a hole in it. I am positive that given the opportunity he would make a rocking horse pregnant. I am trying to find out what he was fed on then I'm gonna try some and if it works I am going to become a gigolo. I always wanted to be one but my dad made me serve an apprenticeship or go in the army. I no way was going in the army so apprentice it was and my life's ambitions was wiped out . .... Tom .... Sorry Tom, but being a gigolo isn't about getting something pregnant......you need to be suave, intelligent and know how to make a woman feel good! Is that you? I'll ask Jose!
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Post by stonedaddy on Feb 19, 2015 21:31:55 GMT
Sorry Tom, but being a gigolo isn't about getting something pregnant......you need to be suave, intelligent and know how to make a woman feel good! Is that you? I'll ask Jose! LOL yeah I am all of that. Jose will tell you about my charm and wonderful romantic ways. I just can't understand why she never came with me to the valentine meet because Rob and Vern never complained .. .... Tom ....
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Post by stonedaddy on Mar 31, 2015 22:36:01 GMT
The latest update on little Ozzy is that they can't find his owner. Louise said they are run off there feet with dogs at the moment so if anyone can offer him a home they would be very grateful. He seems to be overlooked when people check out the dogs. I think he must have been dumped on the motorway at Birmingham because he was running like hell along the side of the motorway as if he was chasing someone. I said I would donate £20 for help towards his food. If anyone else would like to help has they are very genuine people who helped me out in my hour of need. These are the bank details if anyone wants to help. High Peak Kennels. Account number 70815348 Sort code 08 92 50 This is FMUK member Ozzy who needs a home. A little Staffie in need.
.... Tom .... upload a picture
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Post by campervanannie on Apr 3, 2015 21:12:42 GMT
Aw he is a good looking solid dog and a right bundle of energy hope he finds a home.
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Post by stonedaddy on Apr 3, 2015 22:00:53 GMT
Aw he is a good looking solid dog and a right bundle of energy hope he for nds a home. Yeah me too Anne, I have sorted the sort code out for a donation now after I got it wrong earlier and took it off the above post. I have made a donation and the one I have put on now works. .... Tom ....
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Post by stonedaddy on Apr 6, 2015 22:19:49 GMT
Just got another photo of wee Ossy off Louise. He sure looks a bit bored, like he needs a good owner. .... Tom .... screenshot software
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Post by stonedaddy on May 9, 2015 22:09:06 GMT
The latest news on Ozzy. I got a text of Louise today so I will just type out what she says. I would have copied off my phone but I can't seem to be able to do the transfer onto my compute.
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Hi Tom I just thought I would update you on Ozzy. I managed to get him a rescue space with H.A.L.O rescue in Devon so he travelled down on bank holiday Monday. He has been castrated (although he is still humping everything). He has now had all his vaccinations. He's got a foster home lined up but they have a female staffie so they are slowly introducing them. So good news all round. If he had gone into the system the likelihood is he would have been put to sleep but he now has a promising future. Thank you for helping him by handing him over to me. Its been hard work but at least he's alive and safe, and hopefully has a new home to look forward to. Thank you as well for your donation to the kennels, much appreciated Lou x .
I sent a text back asking if he had been chipped and she said no he had not been chipped.
She also said she had put 30k of posts about him on FB but had no one claiming him so with all her other leaflets round Birmingham and notices to vets and rescue centers she is certain he was let loose on the motorway.
Well things are looking up for the randy little bugger and soon he should be in a new home. I wandered how he was getting on now I feel like I've achieved something out of all the trouble he caused. May he enjoy the rest of his life. .... Tom ....
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Post by campervanannie on May 10, 2015 2:22:51 GMT
Well done you Tom even though me Charlie & Karen will never stop laughing about that night it was a very brave and heroic deed you did for that dig and so glad it paid off in the end.
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Post by billieblue on May 10, 2015 11:49:04 GMT
Oh Tom, you did a great thing rescuing him......so kind.
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Post by X on May 17, 2015 17:59:30 GMT
Well he made Rocco seem like he was on sleeping pills and the most placid dog on earth ? That was one wired up dog !
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Post by stonedaddy on Jul 1, 2015 11:35:13 GMT
The latest text off Louise about Ozzy ... Hi Tom .... Good news!!! We've finally managed to find a pet free, staffie experienced home for Ozzy to live in!! He went on Sunday and so far is behaving himself.... So fingers crossed ...It's been a long journey but I'm hoping he's going to settle in OK!! Thanks Lou x I sent a couple of texts back asking how he was and she said he is loving it and his new owners love him, he now lives near Devon. It sounds a much better home than the M42 in Birmingham where I found him playing under my motor home. I suppose it will always be a mystery how he got there, but it looks like he was set loose to get run over. he was fit and healthy a nice collar and a nice harness but no name tag and no chip. I suppose that will always be a mystery. .... Tom ....
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Post by caz on Jul 1, 2015 12:55:47 GMT
I do like a happy ending! Well done Tom.
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